Our Time Wasted With Kim Iverson

Tonight, while on our way home, we were listening to “Your Time With Kim Iverson” on 99.5. During her discussion she began talking about how she had always thought someone should start a “personal introduction” service for single people who wanted to meet specific people and how this service could find out if your interest was single and interested in meeting you and then perform the introduction. The guest on the show joked that it would be much like a “celebrity matchmaker”.

We want to know who the hell Kim wants to meet that she can’t meet on her own? We’ve met Kim, and honestly, she’s pretty stunning in person. While she did shine us on briefly, chasing after an interview with a local, former Playboy Playmate, she did give us a few minutes of her time. Quite frankly, we don’t think she took us very seriously.

So we’ll help you out with this one. We’ll even arrange a “Do you want to date Kim Iverson” check sheet and hand it to the person ourselves. “Do you like Kim…Yes or No?…” Sadly, we guess you’re not with Abercrombie anymore, but after what we heard you say about him on the show, and how he treated you, we kind of wondered why you stayed with him anyway, except for maybe his “Jersey Shore” name…The fact that he wouldn’t propose to you after so long and dangled a ring in front of your face, as stated on your show, is extremely hurtful. Leave it up to two gay men to find you a real man, a man that will treat a woman right and put a gorgeous ring on your finger! You deserve much, much better!

Interestingly, when we googled Kim’s name to find a picture of Abercrombie we found tons of threads, including a Facebook fan page, on why people don’t like Kim Iverson’s program. The page on Facebook is even titled “Kim Iverson being boiled alive.” Well…that’s not very nice. We think maybe all of this mistreatment of Kim could lead her to not think very highly of herself and maybe why she has difficulty meeting someone who treats her well. Kim, do you really have that much difficulty, especially as someone who gives relationship advice on an almost nightly basis, to go up to someone and introduce yourself? Come on…Maybe you should ask one of your guest psychics whats in store in your love stars…

But we still enjoy listening to your show because it’s just…so…unbelievable…

And by the way, throw out a hello to our dear friend Dave Smiley, who promised us a guest spot on his show. Never happened…RadioNOW treated us much better and came through on their promises.

So…best of luck Kim and if you’re interested in that check sheet or even some advice, give us a call.

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!

The SEXY List…Faces to Watch in 20-10!

Faces To Watch in 20-10…In NO Specific Order!
1. Precious Star Gabourey Sidibe
2. Country Music Star Billy Currington
4. DJ Rap
5. Brazilian Volleyball Star Thiago Alves
6. Melrose Place Star Michael Rady
7. Freida Pinto
8. Gay Adult Film Star Marco Blaze
9. Triple Threat Selena Gomez
10. Model Adriana Lima
11. DJ Avicii
12. Drake
13. Actress Emile De Ravin
14. Sean Penn’s Son Hopper Penn
15. Country Music Star Miranda Lambert
16. Actor Mark Ruffalo
17. Fashawn
18. Fresh Victoria Secret Model Kylie Bisutti
19. Teen Star Logan Lerman
20. Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning as The Runaways
21. Comic Actor Michael Cera
22. Israeli Gay Adult Film Star Matan Shalev
23. The Rediscovery of Rebecca DeMornay
24. Model Ray Silvera
25. Adult Film Star Spencer Whitman
26. Country Music Star Julia Burton
27. Model/Actress…Former Miss USA Contender Brittany Mason
28. Alice in Wonderland’s Mia Wasikowska
29. the boys of raannt

Eyes Open…We’re Watching!

The Douche Slayer…Our Big Brother!!!

The boys of raannt just wanted to send a special thanks out to our dear friend, mentor and big brother, the Douche Slayer. Tonight, we chatted it up with the Slayer himself and he gave us lots of great suggestions for turning our blog into a more formidable forum of delight. “Up the Venom. Be more caustic”. And one piece of final advice, “Don’t worry about covering your ass?” Interesting advice from the man in charge. Word is that he is improving his site www.indydouchebags.com and the newer, more improved site will be up soon!

Speaking of which, the boys of raannt were so inspired by our little talk that we decided that maybe he’s right. Maybe we’ve been playing it way too safe and that we need to go back to our roots a little bit. So grab your ankles folks, it’s a new day!!!

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!

Boots and Boys…Ke$ha…The Release of a NEW Pop Diva???

Who the hell is she??? We don’t really care, but as her Album “Animal” debuts tomorrow, the boys of raannt find ourselves dancing around the house to “Boots and Boys”, already knowing the lyrics to several of her songs, even though the CD isn’t even released yet. Maybe she’s no Pop Icon, such as Lady GaGa or Britney Spears, YET, but we believe, give her time and she will earn respect with her careless lyrics pumping through the sound systems of cars all over the roads. We got your back girl! We know you’ll be the next Pop Diva that no one really wants to admit to loving, yet secretly knows all of the words to all of your songs…so, here’s to a long, long career!!!

By the way, Wikipedia(right, we know), gives an interesting glimpse into her early career, explaining that she grew up to a single, songwriting mama…but who cares, right…that’s really not what we care about…but how bout them glam, gold kicks!!! Hahahaha…

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!!!

Sexiest Building…Burj Dubai!

Not only is the Burj Dubai, set to open on Monday, able to boast the rights as the tallest building in the world, but also as the tallest man-made structure in the world, rivaling out a North Dakota television mast. Work on the Burj Dubai began in early 2004 and was just recently completed. The building will boast luxury apartments going for prices up well past $3 Million. The Burg Dubai will also host offices, a hotel by Georgio Armani, fitness facilities, swimming pools, an observation deck on the 124th floor and 900 residences on floors 19-108. The building’s inauguration ceremony will commence with fireworks on Monday evening, opening Burj Dubai as a community structure for living and leisure to more than 10,000 people!

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!

The SEXY List…Best of 2009!!!

The SEXY List…
1. American Apparel Ads
2. The Beckhams
3. Brittany Mason
4. Gay Porn Stars as Celebrities
5. Britney Spears-Circus Tour
6. Chanel Iman
7. Chelsea Handler
8. Las Vegas City Center
9. Go-Go Dancers
10. The Return of Gold
11. Gossip Girl
12. Victoria Secret Angel Izabel Goulart
13. Infamous Porn Blogger Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com
14. “Louboutins” by Jennifer Lopez
15. Gay Porn Royal Couple Josh Griffin and Dawson Riley
16. Lady GaGa…All of Her…Of course…
17. Cat Von D
18. Men Kissing
19. Levi Johnston as a Political “Figure”
20. LMFAO
21. LOVE
22. Margarita Island, Venezuela
23. The Music of Mike Snow
24. The First Ever Gay Sex Scene on ABC’s “One Life to Live”
25. Rugby
26. Perez Hilton Opening for Britney Spears
27. Tagging as an Art Form
28. The Script
29. South Beach
30. Kim Kardashian’s ShoeDazzle.com
31. The Kardashian Girls
32. Wisin & Yandel
33. Tiesto
34. Twitter
35. Kelly Cutrone of People’s Revolution and The City
36. And of course…The boys of raannt!!!

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!

A Very Merry Christmas!!!

Well we did it! The boys of raannt hosted their first event, “A Disco Christmas” at 45 Degrees on Saturday, December 19th, raising over $1400 for the family we adopted through the United Christmas Service!!! Highlights of the evening were our Andrew Christian underwear fashion show as well as being overwhelmed by more than 100 playful, dancing Santas at midnight!!! Thank you for everyone who came out and supported us and made a magical Christmas for our family!!! A special thank you to Bill from 45 degrees and his staff who helped make the night especially wonderful!!! Thanks also go to IndyScene, Jagermeister, RadioNOW and Poinsettia Bush(Brian Duncan), who made the night a blast!!! And of course…all of the beautiful models who volunteered their time!!!

On Wednesday, we delivered the gifts as well as the Christmas dinner, donated by Hollyhock Hill, to our family. They made us banners and a Christmas card and were especially thankful to everyone who contributed to giving them an awesome Christmas!!!

Next on our agenda will be Monday night gay nights at Landsharks in Broadripple, though all are welcome, as well as a Halloween themed event in the spring to benefit a no-kill animal shelter…so figure out now what animal you want to come dressed as!!! And as always, we will have celebs, giveaways and a few surprises for the night!!!

Eyes open, we’re watching!!!

Holla New Years…

This year we were met with a horrible dilemma…where to spend New Year’s Eve??? Several of our friends had invited us to parities and events all over, but we finally made the decision to attend the Cha Cha Red Hot New Year’s Eve Party at the Conrad. Hosted by model/actress AJ Alexander and spinning international DJ sounds of DJ E.D.I., as well as The Conrad offering specials to attendees, we think it’s the perfect choice for New Years…As local drummer, Joe Melton(a.k.a. Joe Meltdown, who played an incredibly electric night with DJ Deanne at Talbott Street on Dec 5th and will be playing at The Vogue for New Year’s Eve) told us, it’s where he would be if he wasn’t working at The Vogue. For information on The Vogue’s New Year’s Eve Bash, please visit their website…

But really…just Cha Cha it up with us!!!

For more information, call Bryan Schmidt 317-658-0085 or email him at bdschmidt85@yahoo.com

And don’t wait til the last minute, tickets are going fast!

The SEXY List…

The SEXY List…
1. Charlie Brown’s Christmas Television Show
2. Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins allegedly dating Jessica Simpson
3. Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
4. Chromeo “Bonafied Lovin”
5. Diamond and Platinum Dreidel’s
6. Hello Kitty Men’s Underwear…Meow!
7. Women in Men’s Underwear…Grrrr!
8. Brett Favre
9. Cabo for Christmas
10. Louis Vuitton Tassle Speedy
11. Louis Vuitton Deconstructed Weekender
12. Your old school wing tips
13. Vancouver, Canada…Getting ready for the Winter Olympics and reserve your place now!
14. David Yurman Diamond Dog Tags
15. Oprah gorgeous as she bows out appropriately
16. The $5 Million Diamond Carbon Koenigsegg Trevita
17. Extravagant Hair Extentions
18. Italian Moonlight
19. The New Ritz Carlton Marana, Arizona
20. Olive the Other Reindeer
21. Tabitha’s Salon Takeover
22. “The Night Country” by Stewart O’Nan
23. “Endless Night” by Richard Laymon
24. Precious
25. Monique winning an Oscar for Precious
26. Shoedazzle Shoe Society
27. Pepper Ann celebrating ALL of the holidays!
28. The NEW staff of Good Morning America
29. The Be Good Tanyas
30. Kendra Wilkinson as a Mom
31. The Diamond Sport Ranger Rover
32. Sex in the City 2
33. Tiger Wood’s Sex Scandal
34. The Lovely Bones
35. Engagement Ring Shopping IPhone Application
36. Ahhh…the boys of raannt as promoters in the year of excess…2010!

Eyes Open…We’re Watching!